Hi Lownly, I uh, I have a favor to ask of you. You see, I have a friend whom suffers severe heart problems, and recently, she has gotten the okay to undergo a heart transplant. Now because of this, her parents got her a puppy. His name is Bruno and he is the cutest Boston Terrier I have ever…
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
LET’S TEAR ‘EM A NEW ONE, GIRL
If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?
its a sin thats what it is
#pretty sure its dramatical murder
wtf antonio why are you so cute
people who demand “realistic” fanfics need to stop. i don’t read fanfic to see my otp fighting over taxes