Hi Lownly, I uh, I have a favor to ask of you. You see, I have a friend whom suffers severe heart problems, and recently, she has gotten the okay to undergo a heart transplant. Now because of this, her parents got her a puppy. His name is Bruno and he is the cutest Boston Terrier I have ever…

 

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

 

enitari:

what have i done

(Source: enitari)

 

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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nohomoujaku:

LET’S TEAR ‘EM A NEW ONE, GIRL

nohomoujaku:

LET’S TEAR ‘EM A NEW ONE, GIRL

 

nagitokomaedakun:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

#pretty sure its dramatical murder

 

flancrossing:

wtf antonio why are you so cute

 

penisparker:

people who demand “realistic” fanfics need to stop. i don’t read fanfic to see my otp fighting over taxes

 
mozaik-poop:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

rainbow09:

add-at-its-finest:

nosuchthingasprivacy:

WTF I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT IS THIS!?!@

the true story



I CANT BREATHE SEND HELP!

PA LOS PAHAROS

mozaik-poop:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

rainbow09:

add-at-its-finest:

nosuchthingasprivacy:

WTF I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT IS THIS!?!@

the true story

I CANT BREATHE SEND HELP!

PA LOS PAHAROS

(Source: explodingactresses)