bath-and-sheba-works:

kandikyssis:

bath-and-sheba-works:

kandikyssis my town is having a premium on ore if you have any you want to sell.

Ahhh! I do have some. Cool c:

gate’s open .3.

Let me get some fossils assessed and I’ll be over

 

bath-and-sheba-works:

kandikyssis my town is having a premium on ore if you have any you want to sell.

Ahhh! I do have some. Cool c:

 

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

 

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

 

hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

(Source: hejibits.com)

 
irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

(Source: irlyandere)

 
stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

 
flowurdust:



if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

flowurdust:

if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

(Source: rileysmother)

 
starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

 

chemicalaccess:

weloveshortvideos:

Proper swimming technique 

I ONLY SWIM FREE