My day today.
Teacher: So, you dress pretty butch.
(Note; my teacher is deaf, and ASL is wicked blunt, so this isn't rude thing for him to say)
Me: Yeah, I like it more
Teacher: Men's clothes are much more comfortable. Dresses itch.
(Another note, my teacher is a short, fat, married to a woman, 60-something year old man, with a large mustache.)
Me: You've worn a dress?
Teacher: My ex-boyfriend and I went to a few bars in drag. I wore a ballgown and lipstick. It looked good with my mustache. I was beautiful.
Me: ..........
Me: You are the pinnacle of human evolution.
 
It’s 3a.m. so have some derpy ass fish.

They’re supposed to be veiltail goldfish, and the one on the left is a black moor so. Yeah.

It’s 3a.m. so have some derpy ass fish.

They’re supposed to be veiltail goldfish, and the one on the left is a black moor so. Yeah.

 
[friends don't invite you to something]
cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then
 

chocoluvr15 she isn’t bothering me or stopping me from sleeping. I just am aware of it. Idk if anyone but us is up right now to be honest. So if I’m the only one to hear it? Whatever. I don’t care

 

Some girl in my residence always does her hair after 12a.m.. she’s just blowdrying it now

 
savannahpatts:

valaartogeiadoun:

daisydino:

shinys-mind-palace:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG

My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN

He shreds for our sins.

savannahpatts:

valaartogeiadoun:

daisydino:

shinys-mind-palace:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG

My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN

He shreds for our sins.

(Source: onepartlost)

 
but seriously

themetaisawesome:

miss-nerdgasmz:

professorozpin:

(no seriously stick with me here)

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here’s asscape the original

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asscape prime

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the gf’s asscape

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cascading waterfall asscape

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male asscape

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asstails

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an actual tail from his ass

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asscape suit

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asscape dress

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ass umbrella

and finally

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actual

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capes

I guess you could say that in the dangerous world of Remnant you really need to cover your ass

they saw their opportunity and took it

 

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

 
tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]
 

petitedeath:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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never forget, that this is a real screen shot.